Hey, folks! Former Twi-hard over right here. Yes, I’ve seen all of the Twilight films and have learn all of the books, quite a few occasions. I was that child.
So, when all of the Twilight films had been placed on Amazon Prime this month, I needed to rewatch them. And let’s simply say, I have waaaayyyy extra questions now than I did when I was 13.
OK, I get that Bella’s the brand new woman and all, however can the scholars of Forks High School let the woman settle in earlier than pouncing on her? Their obsession is unhealthy.
How is it that it took the fan blowing Bella’s scent into Edward’s route for him to violently react? All vamps come outfitted with super-smell, so why did not he react this fashion when he noticed her within the cafeteria?
How within the hell did Edward anticipate to switch lessons mid-semester? Like, Edward. You’ve been to highschool lengthy sufficient. That’s not how credit work.
Speaking of college, are there no truancy officers within the metropolis of Forks, Washington? How is it OK for the Cullens to overlook a lot college? Are they too fairly for detention?
How are the Cullens anticipated to mix in once they hold to themselves, drive costly automobiles, and costume like they’re recent off the pages of a J. Crew catalogue? Clearly they don’t seem to be making an attempt that onerous…
You simply received right into a automotive accident, which resulted in a visit to the hospital, and…you are stunned that your dad informed your mother that you simply virtually died in school at present?
Not as soon as, up till this level, has Bella talked about being something greater than lab companions with Edward, so why is he so insistent on them being associates, after which not being associates, after which being associates?
Why did Bella haul-ass all the best way all the way down to Port Angeles to get that bizarre Vampire Cult guide, when she might have gotten it despatched straight to her door, no questions requested, in 1-2 enterprise days?
Do Edward and Bella have ethical objections to, like, espresso outlets or one thing? Why are all their conversations/dates on this weird-ass forest.
“I wanted to kill you.” Um, ex-squeeze-me? I know homeboy sparkles and is cute and all, however how did this not ship Bella working for the hills?
I know they need to repeat highschool again and again (jk, no I do not), however, like, why not go to varsity? Seems like a greater use of time/extra enjoyable than taking Trigonometry for 90-plus years.
Um, he simply mentioned he watches you sleep. And that does not hassle you…AT ALL??!!
Um, Emmett, what precisely are you doing?
In vampire tradition, is “monkey” a time period of endearment? What occurred to “honey” or “sweetums” or, like, “babe”?
If Edward is so obsessive about defending Bella from all the pieces, how is nobody involved along with her standing proper behind residence plate? Like, if she received hit? Especially with Alice’s curveball?
How is Edward stunned that James, Victoria, and Laurent picked up on Bella’s scent? They are, , vampires. Super-smell is a part of the package deal.
Was…flying not an choice? Seems like much less bother than taking all these automobiles and working round within the woods to throw James off of Bella’s scent path. JetBlue might have executed that, no downside.
Bella knew she was going to go face-off towards James. Without her vampire squad. So, all she introduced…was a can of pepper spray?
If Edward was again in Forks whereas Bella went with Alice and Jasper, how did he get to Phoenix so quick? Actually, how did James get to Phoenix so quick, too? I know they run quick, however, like, not that quick.
If Carlisle is the one with probably the most vampire-restraint, why did he make Edward suck the venom out of Bella? Seems like that would have gone south actual fast.
And lastly, however most significantly, WHY DID BELLA PUT UP WITH ALL THIS EDWARD/JAMES/VAMPIRE DRAMA WHEN SHE COULD HAVE HAD THIS??
Wow, that was an emotional curler coaster. Time to do it another time with New Moon.