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‘Liberals Can’t Bully Me’
Kanye West advised Jimmy Kimmel on Thursday why he helps President Trump — and it’s not about politics.
West mentioned he principally needed to point out people who he was not beholden to them. “Just as a musician, an African-American, a guy out in Hollywood, all these different things — everyone around me tried to pick my candidate for me,” he mentioned. “And then told me every time I said I liked Trump, I couldn’t say it out loud or my career would be over, I’d be kicked out of the black community.”
In his inherent resistance to institution knowledge, West mirrors components of Trump’s political persona. Yet he insisted that his motivations lay not within the president’s politics, however in what Trump symbolizes within the realm of spectacle.
“What it represented to me is not about policies, because I’m not a politician like that,” West mentioned. “But it represented overcoming fear and doing what you felt, no matter what anyone said. And saying, ‘You can’t bully me. Liberals can’t bully me; news can’t bully me; the hip-hop community, they can’t bully me.’”
Then he laughed and admitted, “I quite enjoy when people actually are mad at me about certain things.”
At one level, when Kimmel tried to interject with a query, West clarified, from out of the blue: “I’m not concerned about specifics here.”
Enter the Space Force
The late-night reveals all targeted on Vice President Mike Pence’s speech Thursday morning in assist of creating a Space Force, a department of the U.S. navy involved with outer area.
Stephen Colbert poked enjoyable at Pence for supporting the concept, and he made it clear that he was no fan of the concept himself.
“Today Space Force got a boost from Vice President Mike Pence. No surprise, Pence say huge fan of space. It is the farthest you can get from being alone with a human woman.” — STEPHEN COLBERT
“We don’t need Space Force. Please wait until NASA finds life before you try to kill it.” — STEPHEN COLBERT
“Sky Marshal Trump sent his supporters an email letting them vote for the Space Force’s new insignia. They will vote for their favorite and the final choice will be made by the electoral space college.” — STEPHEN COLBERT
Kimmel is having loads of bother taking the Space Force severely. Referring to Trump as “Darth Traitor,” Kimmel mentioned he revered the president “for taking this joke as far as he has. He has really committed.”
“The Space Force is actually happening! They’ve got plans. They’re finding money. Michael Bay is on board to direct the whole thing.” — JIMMY KIMMEL
“I watched this whole announcement this morning, and I was impressed by the fact that Mike Pence was somehow able to make an announcement about interspace warfare boring.” — JIMMY KIMMEL
The Punchiest Punchlines (SeaWorld Edition)
“The N.F.L.’s Arizona Cardinals have launched a new competition where fans can win a team jersey and get their photo on the scoreboard if they eat a burger consisting of five patties, five hot dogs, five bratwursts, eight slices of bacon, eight chicken tenders, 12 ounces of fries, lettuce, pickles, sauce and 20 slices of cheese in under an hour. Said one fan, ‘Eww — lettuce?!’” — SETH MEYERS
“I saw that SeaWorld was letting 125 employees go. Or as the animals put it, ‘Must be nice.’” — JIMMY FALLON
The Bits Worth Watching
Eye-contact Jenga is a recreation that would catch on.
With a artful and indulgent graphics division, James Corden is drunk on energy.